Okay so I haven’t updated this in about two weeks. So sue me. It’s really hard for me to keep a blog up-to-date since I have a deep-seeded hate for these logs of web. I hate them because everyone has them and none of them are interesting. It’s like everyone’s a teenage jewish girl hiding in an attic in 1940’s Germany but there can only be one Anne Frank. I wonder how many thousands of blogs exist about cats. Do any of them offer anything different? Of course not. If you look at the internet, it really shows people’s true colors. It’s very much a new frontier and people basically do what they want to do. If someone wants to see pictures of little boys naked, they’ll find it on the internet. If someone wants to learn how to make a bomb, they’ll learn it on the internet. If people want to talk about themselves, they’ll do it on the internet.
Now, I’m no advertising expert, but I think commercials should make viewers want to experience the company’s product. McDonald’s commercials make me want a double quarter-pounder with cheese, iPhone commercials make me want an iPhone, Girls Gone Wild commercials make me want to rub one out. So then why is it that Sonic commercials make me want to drink Windex and light myself on fire? I know, I know, they’re trying to be funny but I haven’t seen someone fail so terribly at being comedic since D.L. Hughley had a talk show. Also, I’ve been to every nook and cranny of California, yet I’ve never seen a Sonic. Maybe (hopefully) this is all just an elaborate joke.
This is where I’ll be posting rants on whatever. Sounds awesome, right? Shut up. A lot of things piss me off in this world these days and I will use this blog as a way to blow off steam so I don’t end up committing a quadruple homicide in a Wienerschnitzel. I think we’re gonna have some fun so pour yourself a glass of Hi-C and let’s do a little ranting.
